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Issue 31, March 20, 2006
America Creates Time Warp
Iran's Home Insurance Crisis

OLD NEWS
Issue 30, April 7, 2005
Some Guy Overseas Named Tony Blair
The Scary Black Lady's On TV Again!

Issue 29, March 26, 2005
Chickenhawk THIS!
Congress Fails To Pass Relief Legislation To Save America
Stephen Schwartz' Picture

Issue 28, June 23, 2004
Betty Crockergate: The Yellowcake Scandal
Iraq-Al Qaeda Connection Confirmed
A Letter From Paris

Issue 27, June 16, 2004
Spelling Bee To Decide Presidency?
Clinton: "I'm Dead Too"

Issue 26, May 21, 2004
Bush Finds Vindimacation
Chaw Time With Gator McDougal and Junior Compost

Issue 25, May 15, 2004
Playboy To Feature The Girls Of Abu Ghraib
The Hatfields, The McCoys, And The McDougals

Issue 24, May 8, 2004
I'll Take 'Exit Strategies' For $100 Billion, Alex
Osama No Longer 'World's Most Hated Man'

Issue 23, May 2, 2004
US Resumes Pinpoint Bombing Campaign

Issue 22, April 4, 2004
Election 2004: A Guide

Issue 21, December 20, 2003
Saddam Hussein: This Is Your Life!
Saddam's Pit In Tikrit

Issue 20, December 13, 2003
Saving Face By Creating Faces
Kerry Gets F**king Serious
Bush To Jiabao: Oh YEAH?!

Issue 19, December 5, 2003
Operation Bitch Slap: Fixing Broken Morale
More PNAC Documents Hint At Iraq Regime Change
Confusion Aboard Air Force One

Issue 18, November 27, 2003
Al Qaeda Endorses Bush In 2004
A Controversial Departure
American Schoolchildren Show Progress

Issue 17, November 20, 2003
Class And Crass: Pull My Finger Your Majesty
Blame Shifts Regarding French Ship Deaths
U.S. To Absolutely Crush Iraqi Murderers

Issue 16, November 15, 2003
UK Prepares For Rootin’ Tootin’ Visit
Selfish Bleeding Hearts Focus On The Children
Gore Grows New Foliage; Casts Shade On Bush

Issue 15, November 7, 2003
Online Call For Draft Board Volunteers
Bush Puts Daughters On The Line
Senate Democrats Yield Bravely To Bush
U.S. Stands Tall Against Cuba

Issue 14, October 31, 2003
Diebold Unveils New System For Dade County
Boykin Sees Satan - Urges California To Repent
When Democrats Attack
FOCUS ON THE STATES: Missouri, Home Of John Ashcroft

Issue 13, October 24, 2003
Bush Pushes For War With Iowa
Rumsfeld Still Shining In Washington
Boykin Or God's Kin?

Issue 12, October 17, 2003
Bellicose Bush Bashes Bias
The Weekly Canard's Filter Replacement Delayed
Rice Deflects Duties From Rumsfeld
FOCUS ON THE STATES: Wal-Mart, North Dakota

Issue 11, October 10, 2003
Rove To Damascus Bombed By Sharon
Republicans Press For Independent Council
FOCUS ON THE STATES: California - Too Pretty To Be Governor

Issue 10, October 3, 2003
SPECIAL REPORT: The Case For War
It's The Pinup Stupid!
FOCUS ON THE STATES: New Hampshire - Live Free Or Don't

Issue 9, September 26, 2003
Shania And Sharia Don't Mix
Ain't Too Proud To Beg
Success At Guantanamo Bay
FOCUS ON THE STATES: New York, New York

Issue 8, September 19, 2003
Israel Lionizes Yassir Arafat
Editorial: Wesley Clark for President!
Can't Buy Us Love
FOCUS ON THE STATES: Hurricanes Blow

Issue 7, September 12, 2003
Second Coming: The Fury Of Christ
Bush Eyes The Vatican
Lieberman Plans New Israeli Settlements
FOCUS ON THE STATES: Rhode Island Is Closed

Issue 6, September 5, 2003
Candidates Vie To Master New Media
Beat Your Kids Without Guilt!
FOCUS ON THE STATES: Kentucky Calamity

Issue 5, August 29, 2003
SPECIAL REPORT: Clearing Cluster Bombs
HOWARD DEAN: WARLORD
FOCUS ON THE STATES: Texas Turmoil

Issue 4, August 22, 2003
Ashcroft Kicks Off VICTORY Tour
R. Lee Ermey Heads Department of Education
FOCUS ON THE BANANA REPUBLICS: California

Issue 3, August 15, 2003
Pier 1 Imports To Restore Iraqi Museums
Condi Rice Is Black!
The United States Embarks on a ‘Culture Tour’ of Liberia
FOCUS ON THE STATES: Iraq - The Empire State

Issue 2, August 8, 2003
Smoking Gun Found!
Gay Minister Becomes Bishop
Colin Powell To Jump Ship
Man Claims Friend No Friend
FOCUS ON THE STATES: Connecticut Is Not The Capitol Of New Hampshire

Issue 1, August 1, 2003
The War of The Words!
Dumb Polacks Believe In Blowback!!!
War On Reporterism
Back To Business In Occupied Territories
The Palestine Zoo Update
Wolfowitz Demands Al-Jazeera Be "More like Fox"